Thursday, March 11, 2010

Alessandra

*cue jaw drop* I’m in love…

Model: Alessandra Ambrosio

Snapped by Jannis Tsipoulanis


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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Eric Massa On Glenn Beck: Rahm Emanuel Forced Me Out Of Office..VIDEO

Eric Massa On Glenn Beck: Congressman Going Out SWINGING

Huffingtonpost.com
03-08-2010

Outgoing Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) is scheduled to appear on Glenn Beck’s Fox News show Tuesday night for the full hour.

Beck announced the appearance on Twitter on Monday:

“Tomorrow at five: congressman Massa for the full hour,” Beck wrote. “I just spoke with him off air. All Americans need To hear him. Exclusive 2morrow fox.”

Since announcing last week that he would step down from his Congressional seat amid sexual harassment allegations, Massa has been vocally lashing out at his critics and the White House.

In a radio interview over the weekend he explained the sexual harassment allegations leveled against him and blasted White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, who Massa said, has been trying to force him out of office because of his previous “no” vote on the Democrat-backed health care reform bill.

UPDATE: Conservatives are already turning on Massa in advance of the Beck interview. Michelle Malkin trashed Beck on his own radio show Tuesday for asking Massa on, while Rush Limbaugh dismissed Massa as a no-name “kook” on his broadcast Tuesday, warning, “Anybody who embraces this guy is going to get caught.”

For his part, Beck defended the authenticity of Massa’s allegations by comparing him to a defecting Cold War-era Soviet spy and, later, a terrorist. “I’ve never seen anything like this before. I have the guy on — I’m not vouching for his honor or his credibility in any way, shape or form,” Beck said on his radio show. “I don’t know the guy. Maybe he’s in a bathroom stall at an airport. I don’t know.”

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Your dressed and undressed girls, girlfriends, teens, women and wives – #10

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39. itching and scratching

apartment hunting sucks.  there’s no two ways around it.  it doesn’t such as remy whateverhisname does as the EIC of Gawker, but it is close.  so i always hit a spot with some trepidation.  there’s the ax murderer question – is there one waiting in the apartment or is he right outside? 

so we (bff we’ll call beth) got a bit lost and wandered around.  we finally found the open apartment after a few close calls and a weird gold buddha outside someone else’s apartment (it was staring at us).  entering the place, we focused on the view, the lighting, the ceiling and the layout.  that proved to be an almost fatal mistake.  a few short minutes (maybe seven?) when beth was trying to figure out where my couch was going to go, i felt a weird “ouch” on my foot.  i looked down.  and saw (easily) six black things on my foot, climbing and bopping all over.  i think i screamed but i also could have blacked out because the next 10-20 seconds is gone.  all i know is that one second we were in the apartment and the next minute beth was down three flights of stairs and i was slamming the door shut, taking off my shoes and scrubbing my legs.  at first i thought they were little spiders (aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh), but they proved to be fleas.  yes, fleas.  in an empty apartment that was showing off of a craigslist listing.  now, i’m not saying this place was in the poshest spots in bev hills, but it was a good $2100 per month.  so not what you’d expect as low in terms of infestation management. 

so i picked the fleas off of beth’s legs, found one on the side of her face and basically took the role of master chimp in picking them out of her hair – although to be fair i never found one in her hair.  all while dancing and taking them off myself too.  but then i lost it and …before several apartments and in the open air, i depantsed.  what else are you going to do?  also, the itching.   our entire bodies were crawling and biting and itching.  our shoes off, our jackets on the ground …we lost it.  there was some shrieking but i’m happy to report, no crying.  beth ran into an open garage and depantsed as well.  i really hope the neighbors around enjoyed the show.  you’ll never know how much a mole looks like a flea until you get attacked by fleas.  the problem is that you keep hitting yourself in the same spot because the panic makes you forget you have them, even if you have just ensured you are flea free.  we’ll be looking like we just spent the night with mike tyson. 

best quote of the day?  beth: “what if they are IN MY BUTT?”  (said twice, maybe three times)

so what do you review after THAT situation?  the answer is clear: tuna for kitties from trader joe’s.  thankfully the two kitties have never had fleas or anything even resembling that so they had a little treat tonight from the tj’s.  in the kitty food section (tiny so easy to find) there are cans of the tuna for kitties.  it might say tuna for cats but that sounds so much less friendly that i’m going to change it for them.  anyhow, i can say that based on a taste test of 2, the kitties love the tuna for kitties.  love, adore, whine for more. 

apartment hunting with fleas: sucks beyond measure

tuna for kitties: looks like a perfect 10

i am still itching.

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Sci-fi week: Amanda Tapping (SG, SG Atlantis, Sanctuary)

Amanda Tapping

(born 28 August 1965 in Rochford, Essex) is an English-born Canadian actress, producer and director. She is best known for portraying Samantha Carter in Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. Currently she stars as Dr. Helen Magnus in the Syfy Channel series Sanctuary.

http://www.amandatapping.com

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Love At The Edge Of The World

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Dayyum. Is that Richard Hatch from Survivor? This picture’s like some Annie Leibovitz shit. Artsy in a ‘creepy, random nakedness’ way. You know the couple has it blown up and framed above their mantel. 

Seriously, though – who is that naked guy? 

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part tj's, part gym, scoring both. (#36 mebbe?)

so sure, tj’s is awesome.

but i gotta blow of steam somewhere and in the effort of my transformation, this is now going to become (i can already tell) a gym bitch blog.  yeah, whatevs.

so first, there is a lowfat, non-fried tortilla chip that tj’s has.  it’s in a clear tortilla-ish bag with red on it.  and it is AWESOME.  seriously, ridiculously awesome.  you can barely (well, you sorta can but still barely) tell that it’s lowfat.  it is by far the best lowfat tortilla chip that i’ve ever seen.  and i’ve tried pretty much all of them.  i’d actually buy this on purpose all the time.  i don’t know that i’d go back to full fat.  what’s the point?  i mean besides hangover margarita deliciousness.  but save those calories for the margarita mix, yo. 

so speaking of lowfat (zing! transition!), i started my new workout routine at my fabulous gym.  joined friday, worked out today.  let’s get two things straight: a gym is a place for working out.  naked happens.  however, 55 year old lady, naked should NOT happen (EVER) when you are in the bathroom stall.  let’s be clear on that, shall we?  you may have been taking a shower.  you may be going to change.  however, naked does not need to be walking out of a bathroom stall and over to wash your hands.  boundaries anyone?  this is NOT your home bathroom.  and if you own this gym, then please close it down and don’t let anyone else in.  and second, 55 year old MAN.  i hope you had a great swim.  i hope it was awesome.  that’s a great way to work out without joint issues and all that.  blah, blah.  however if you walk from the pool to the cafe again with nothing but a speedo on, i’m going to actually shriek in horror.  i wasn’t able to stop my gasp today but i wasn’t sure you heard it.  i did mutter “my eyes! my eyes!” but i think i was actually too quiet.  dear sir, that won’t happen next time.  next time i will shried in horror and then yell AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS “ack! i’m blinded by speedo!”  so you two inappropriate people, you have been warned.  boundaries.  america is supposed to be repressed and i think everyone at the gym would appreciate just a wee bit more repression.

overall tortilla chip score: 9.2

totally would buy

overall naked woman in bathroom score:  -5 billion

ack.

overall speedo score: -5 billion

nightmares.

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